Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Super Bowel

A short but sweet one from Ryan today (ok, seriously not sweet, but that is the saying ya know?):

We had an obese guy at work who must have used the bathroom to poop at least 5 times a work day. How did I know he was pooping in there and not visiting for other reasons? Well, he announced the quality of his bowel movements to everyone in the office after he returned from each trip. Runny, solid, coiled, straight, small, big - you name it. We dreaded the days after he had corn for dinner.

I guess he was one corny, nutty guy! Yeeech.


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