We had a guy at work who spoke in a thick, Southern drawl. Sometimes so thick it was hard to understand him. He used y'all constantly, and would pepper his conversations with quaint little Southern sayings like 'Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time' and 'Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine'.
Problem was, he was from New Jersey and had never lived anywhere else.
Well tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! That's strange!
Now, why are you smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch?
1 comments:
proves that southern is a state of mind
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