Thursday, July 9, 2009

Holy Moly

Helen's got one:

I worked as a secretary at a church. There was a woman (rather attractive and young) who came to visit the priest almost daily, and they would disappear into his office for hours at a time. I was a bit suspicious, but tried to push that aside because of the whole celibacy thing. And the fact that the woman was married. Maybe she was just extremely troubled or something.

It was quite a suprise then (yeah, ok, not really) when he suddenly left the priesthood for her. Scandal, yes, suprise, no.

And then she dumped him anyway.

Did she ever visit him in the rectory? Or should I call it the Erectory? Damn, I crack myself up.


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