Secrets in the Walls

Hammer constructs a story:

I'm a construction worker who builds houses. Just to let you know, if you ever rip down a wall to add an addition or whatever, here are a few of the many things you might find behind your walls - food wrappers, beer cans, feces, condoms, cigarettes. On pretty much every house we have built, we've written and drawn very, very nasty things on the two by fours in your walls. And if you were the owner we were building for, quite possibly those nasty things are about you.

I almost want to rip out some of my walls just to see what sorts of treasures lie within...