Tuesday, August 4, 2009


Moose says:

We had a woman here at work who used to wear really, REALLY short skirts to work. And then announce to all who would listen that she was going commando (underwear free, for those who might not be up on skank slang).

She would sit in conferences crossing and uncrossing her legs all the time like that scene in Basic Instinct. I think she was attempting to come off as sexy and carefree.

It didn't work. More like sleazy and desperate.

So I guess all the guys at the office were trying to snatch a glance? Or glance a ....ahem, you know.

Sorry. I really couldn't help myself with that one.


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