Eye'll Be Seeing You

This one sounds waaaay far fetched, Louise, but hey, truth IS stranger than fiction, so who knows? But ya know, I'm just here to report the crazy, not to figure out if it's true or not. And if you're making this stuff up, then maybe YOU'RE the crazy one (insert evil laugh here).

A guy at my office had a glass eye. He would pop it out at the most unexpected times, like meetings and lunch. He would roll it across the table and play with it.

He even put it in someones coffee once, and I think the screams must have been heard for miles around.

Can you even TREAT a glass eye like that? Isn't it fragile? Like, as in, say - glass? Or maybe he had a collection of replacements at his home. Now THAT would be something to see.