Toilet Treasures

As a plumber, the most common call received is to unclog toilets.  One of my coworkers used to bring various items in his pockets to calls - unpackaged (but unused - he wasn't THAT sick) condoms, lace thongs, etc.  After he cleared out the client's obstruction, he'd dampen whatever item was in his pocket that day in the sink and present it to the homeowner saying "This was your problem."  He loved the shocked look on their faces -  knowing that the women didn't recognize the underpants and that some of the men most likely didn't use condoms with their wives.

The most notable was the time when a woman freaked out after his presentation, and said to her 7 or 8 year old girl "Pack a bag, we're going to Grandma's because your Daddy is screwing a whore".

That's a really crappy thing to do.  But you have a crappy job to begin with.  Literally.

The golden plunger award of the day goes to Mr. Plumb!