Yum, Pancakes!

I knew someone who worked in a very popular chain. Their main thing in the a.m. is their famous pancakes. He was mad at the Manager and actually urinated in the pancake batter that got served to many customers. Of course I didn't know about this until after the fact or I would have reported it.

Of course you would have reported it.  Riiiiiiight. 

Maybe pee is the important ingredient that MAKES the pancakes so delicious, hmm?  They could use it instead of maple syrup - he could go to each table and douse each order with his own very special 'syrup'. 

Thanks to Donnie, who hasn't eaten a pancake since!