Farming Fun

When I was a younger man, I used to work on my dad's farm.  One of  farmhands we hired to help us bale hay hated his job and it seemed to make him rather depressed. 


To get out of work he actually stabbed himself throught he foot with a pitchfork, hoping for disability.


Instead he was back two weeks later with a banadge and a limp.  Seems he missed all vital parts and it was just a flesh wound.

So after reading this one, how many of you thought of:



Next time, tell him to use a dirty pitchfork.  The infection might get him a little more time off...

Hay there, Trunco!  Thanks!