Bowling Shoe Fetish

Worked at a bowling alley.  Freakazoid there enjoyed smelling the rental shoes after they had been worn.  Got fired when he started telling people he couldn't find their street shoes. He was smuggling them home in a duffel bag.

I like this almost abrupt, straight to the point writing style.  Sorta like the old fashioned telegrams:

WEIRD GUY SMELLS SHOES.  STOP.   STEALS SHOES.  STOP.  GETS FIRED.  STOP.

Actually, I think I might just start talking like that in everyday conversations.  Stop.  Should be interesting.  Stop.

That's a good reason to buy your own bowling shoes, Marvin.