Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Pee Tree

Working at a stand that sells Christmas trees, we have no bathroom.  So when the need strikes and no one is around, we have been known to just let it go on the trees that are for sale.
Okay, so if any of you go to get your tree, pick it up, and it drips, do not believe them when they say it is dew!

I have enough trouble stopping my dogs from peeing on my Christmas tree as it is.

Please get a bucket or something, JohnnyReeDee.

3 comments:

My Sharp Tongue said...

Actually, there is a persistent rumour about a film producer in Denmark who used to pee outdoors. The staff bought him a statue of a garden gnome, and he then used it as is "pee tree". One day a famous actress came, and she fell in love with the gnome at first sight, and rushed over to hug it... Need I say more?

Anita Bier said...

HA! I love it! A piss gnome! I need me one o' them...and a famous actress to hug it ;)

strokeofliving said...

BECAUSE OF THIS STORY I'M HAPPY ALL I DO ARE TWINKLE LIGHTS FOR HOLIDAY DECOR-NO TREES OF ANY KIND.

THESE STORIES A GROSS - YUCK!

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