Grab My Sack

As a line herder for a mall Santa, I saw (and heard) some pretty bizarre things.  One of the Santas I had the pleasure of working with was a real perv for the moms.  He would come out with sexual innuendos that would (hopefully) be over the kids heads, such as "I'd like to come down YOUR chimney" and " I've got a really huge package for you right here."  My favorite was when he would ask moms to "Grab his sack."

He lasted less than a week.

If I had to listen to that crap, I would have roasted his chestnuts on an open fire.

See you at the mall, ElvesSuck!