Office holiday parties are notorious for people getting drunk and doing things they regret. At mine a few years ago, a coworker I will call "Bob" was putting down drinks as fast as they could pour them. He seemed to be handling it okay, until the moment he whipped off his shirt, exposing his hairy man boobs, and started gyrating his hips to the music. Then he scraped some frosting off one of the desserts and applied it to his nipples, offering anyone, female or male, $100 to lick it off.
There were no takers.
Luckily for him we had a week off after the party. He returned to work acting as if nothing had happened. For all I know he remembers none of it.
There were NO pictures?!?! Seriously, this is the reason cell phone cameras were invented - for moments such as this.
By the way, $100 is a nice bit of cash, I'd consider it...but he would have to up it to $200 if I got a chest hair included in my frosting.
Yum!
Hope this year's party is as good, HighFlyingGL!
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