What Does an Elevator Taste Like?

Just had someone mention a tidbit in passing about someone they worked with who desperately wanted to get out of work on disability. This person thought they could convince the higher-ups of their disability worthy insanity by licking the elevator's walls while it was loaded with people who could report back these disturbing incidents. Need to get more details and get back to ya on this one....

But really, how bad could your job be that it warrants licking elevator walls? That seems only one step up from licking the office toilet...

(I must step away momentarily while I heave.)