We had a woman at work who just constantly made up lies for attention. Some of her good ones:
- Said she once slept with Jim Carrey in a pool
- Also slept with Prince Phillip
- Claimed to have had cancer and had to have her uterus removed, but somehow miraculously gave birth to a child after that (she told the uterus removal story in front of someone who had actually had cancer, I don't know if she was trying to bond with her or something)
She also had some issues with work happy hours. She would go into the bar bathroom dressed in her work clothes and then suddenly reappear dressed as Super Slut. Then she would drink 'til she blacked out. On one occasion, she got up on the bar and wrapped her legs around a strangers head. While wearing a skirt. And in front of people she worked with.
Hmmm....Jim Carrey.....didn't he have a movie called Liar, Liar? Fitting somehow, no?
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