Sunday Silliness

Check out engrish.com for more funny translations...

Well, at least they supply the fork so you can eat your big dump.  

WTF kind of nails require this manicure set?!?!

In their defense, you do have to remove a pin to make it function, like a grenade.  But that's where the similarities end as far as I can tell.

Damn, there goes my plans to barf on the floor while simultaneously rubbing myself on the wall.  

Wash in coleslaw.  Makes sense to me.

Finally...Graphs That Make Sense

How many times have you gotten a friend request, and just said "Ugh, really?!?!?"  C'mon, you know you have!

 I rarely use it yet Adobe is always updating itself and demanding that you restart your computer...or else.  

Is it  too early to start drinking?

Actually, for me, its my dog.  Will follow a laser light for hours.  Damn funny.

Heh.

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
-- Yoda

Heading out to catch me some crickets for dinner.

Fun In The Operating Room

So there's this bunch of Nurse Anesthetists who perform medical parodies - and it's pretty funny stuff.  They are called the Laryngospasms and you can visit their website here.


Who knew you could have so much fun in the OR?

Sunday Funnies

More Fail Blog:

*Snort* I can't... *giggle* comment on... *guffaw* this because... * chuckle* I just can't stop... * double snort* laughing.

Please remove non-mushroom material - such as any cigarette butts.  But hey, they tell you right on the package that they can't remove all foreign objects, so they warned ya!

A little concrete burn never killed anyone, but still....

my psychic powers see a lawsuit in the future.

Can I borrow a quarter?

The perfect setup for people who despise children.

I don't see a safety issue here, do you?

Sunday Silliness

Fail Blog has some pretty funny stuff:

I love how he has molded himself to the shape of the bumper.  He may have some stiff neck issues when he comes to wakes up, though.

Kiddie birthday + cake with huge penis.  And yet no one seems the least bit disturbed by this.

Lovely family photo.  Three generations - even Grandpa is in it.  No matter that one of the generations is no longer breathing.  Definite Christmas Card this year!

Is that hair?  How do you DO that?  WHY would you do that?

Just.....ew.

Rather creative, I think.

No helmet for your child, no problem!   A plastic bag will protect his head from any injury, plus provide added protection from rain.  Just remove for a minute or two if he starts turning blue.

Should be Pretty Prostitute Makeup Kit.

Happy Valentine's Day!

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line:

(Did the Washington Post really have this competition?  I really don't know.  I got this from my very first Valentine, my Dad, and we know how his stuff can be:  see Correction.  But I find it amusing, so who cares.  Thanks, Dad, love ya!  Keep sending me stuff!)

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .......

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

WGASA

Some years ago, the famous San Diego Zoo opened a second, larger branch called the San Diego Wild Animal Park. The Park is built around an enormous open-field enclosure where the animals roam free. To see the animals, visitors ride on a monorail called the Wgasa Bush Line which circles the enclosure. Here's the true story of how the Wgasa Bush Line got its name.


They wanted to give the monorail a jazzy, African sounding name. So they sent out a memo to a bunch of zoo staffers saying, "What shall we call the monorail at the Wild Animal Park?" One of the memos came back with "WGASA" written on the bottom. The planners loved it and the rest is history. What the planners didn't know was that the zoo staffer had not intended to suggest a name. He was using an acronym which was popular at the time. It stood for "Who gives a sh*t anyhow?"

I came across this one and thought "Nah, can't be true."  But Snopes says it's true! Yay!

What sort of employee answers a memo with "Who gives a sh*t?"  Probably one that wants to get fired.  Instead of fired, though, he became the employee that named a monorail after poop. 

But then again, WGASA.

Sunday Funday

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs....

"If I could write for the free help, then I wouldn't need it, would I?!?"

Angelina Jolie was seen taking advantage of this sale.

How do you go about proving that they qualify for the free stuff?

Go toward your own butt.  Apparently it will lead you to the restrooms.

Ah, romance.  Pork the one you love.

Very clever usage of a disposed appliance.  Not good for the environment, but definitely clever.

Sunday Funnies

Fun with the news:

I think we've found our suspect...

I wonder who was the poor schmuck that had to stay behind and get this on screen while everyone else was running for their lives?

Long lasting, for those extra creepy families.

So exciting, I hope the residents can stay composed...rather than decomposed.

Heh.

Well, THAT had to hurt.

And most likely resulted in:

Sunday Silliness

Despite dumbed down exams, some pupils take a creative approach to tricky questions.  You won't know whether to laugh - or cry.