Shot Through The Heart....

My boss got so wasted at an office happy hour one evening that while he was trying to show everyone what a great dart player he is, he accidentally impaled one of his employees in the chest with a metal dart.

I love this one sentence wonder.

By the way, I am also a very bad dart player whose confidence in her skills increases after a few beers.  Just a warning to ya all.

This one was sharp (heh), MotoCheese!

Sunday Silliness

Some people probably should not be parents.  Cases in point:

"Nah, kids, they just put that wall there to be annoying, not for any safety reasons or anything.  But I got an idea...."

I always say you're never to young to learn how to use a deadly weapon.

Who's taking pictures of my kid? 

On a side note, my cart is filled the same way.  But it's a full sized adult cart, of course.

I like the special little chair she's got for him.  How innovative!  And I'm sure it has a seat belt attachment. So, no safety issues here, nosirree!!

Don't Shoot the Cleaning Lady!!

Another goodie from our friend Don.....

Bob again! The cleaning lady at night used to vacuum while they were working on the computers and the noise drove Bob crazy. He set it up with another one of the guys that when she started to vacuum he pulled out his blank firing starter pistol and shot the vacuum while the other guy pulled the plug out on the vacuum. Cleaning lady ran out screaming.

I guess a dirty office is less annoying than the sound of the vacuum....