Joe and his lush friend Sean went drinking one night during their break on the night shift. Joe came back into work all beat up. Later on Sean came back to work all beat up. They finally realized that in their drunken stupors that they had been fighting each other. Sean was always calling everyone a "Candy Ass". I guess Joe got pissed off.
On the night shift John and Tom used to bring back large jugs of wine back to work. They use to discharge the fires extinguisher to chill the bottles of wine. This was discovered when the fire inspectors found all the extinguishers empty. I believe they called it their wine festival or something like that. They hid the bottles under the raised flooring in the computer room. How no one got fired for all of this stuff is beyond me! It was a different time!
Bob again! The cleaning lady at night used to vacuum while they were working on the computers and the noise drove Bob crazy. He set it up with another one of the guys that when she started to vacuum he pulled out his blank firing starter pistol and shot the vacuum while the other guy pulled the plug out on the vacuum. Cleaning lady ran out screaming.
Bob worked the night shift. He was a drunk who spent his dinner hour at the bar who's name escapes me at the moment. Mc Sorleys I think. He had the bar tender keep setting up shots on the bar which he would down in rapid succession. A new hire started one night and Bob and his drinking buddy, whose name escapes, grabbed the guy, opened the window and hung him out by his ankles from the 10th floor window. They pulled him back in and he took off never to be seen again.
